# Iger Bought the Lakers and Called It Serving Fans

> The guy who already owns every childhood just bought the Lakers too.

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Beat: Sports
Published: August 14, 2026
Source title: Bob Iger, Joshua Kushner buy Los Angeles Lakers from Mark Walter
Source URL: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/12/bob-iger-joshua-kushner-buy-los-angeles-lakers-from-mark-walter.html
Tags: lakers, iger, nba, disney

## Article

What are we doing? Bob Iger bought the Lakers for $12.5 billion, the man who already owns Frozen and Marvel and Star Wars, and then talked about serving fans like Crypto.com Arena was a missing park. Luka posted that he's excited to meet Josh and Bob, which is a 26 year old doing stakeholder management for the guy who used to greenlight sequels. And then you called it stewardship. You're putting a mouse on the org chart. Don't insult us with serving fans.

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