# Congress Held a Hearing to Learn What It Already Passed

> Six hours on C-SPAN pretending they didn't write the freakin' thing.

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Beat: Politics
Published: August 15, 2026
Source title: Oversight hearing on implementation of an enacted program
Source URL: https://www.congress.gov/committee-hearing/oversight-implementation-briefing
Tags: congress, oversight, hearing, statute

## Article

Are you kidding? Congress wrote the freakin' bill themselves and then sat on C-SPAN for some 6 hours claiming they didn't know what was in them. You authored it, you funded it, and now you want a clap for discovering your own homework under the guise of helping the little guy. You're in it to get re-elected and suck on the teet of the American people. That's the costume. Don't insult us with the six hours.

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