# Roast Station Sports

> Public sports lane from the Roast Station desk.

Canonical URL: https://roaststation.com/roasts/sports

## What this page is

- Beat page for Sports stories on Roast Station.
- Best for readers and crawlers that want one recurring lane instead of the full desk.
- Keeps the beat archive public while routing deeper readers toward membership and sponsorship surfaces.

## Conversion routes

- [Subscribe](https://roaststation.com/subscribe): Paid membership and ad-free reading across this beat.
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- [Headlines](https://roaststation.com/headlines): Newest-first desk index for broader archive traffic.
- [Roast Terminal](https://roaststation.com/roast-terminal/not-so-fun-facts): Utility-style return surface that can route back into this beat.

## Beat entries

- [Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands](https://roaststation.com/roasts/hg9qw9-rodriguez-threw-a-live-ball-into-the-milwaukee-stands): A live ball went into the stands and two more runs followed.
- [Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open](https://roaststation.com/roasts/havkng-medvedev-smashed-led-boards-at-the-cincinnati-open): Three match points gone, then the LED paid for it.
- [Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP](https://roaststation.com/roasts/ze0d2p-nick-kyrgios-tested-positive-for-cocaine-at-mallorca-atp): He posted the huge mistake, then asked for 28 days of privacy.
- [Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich](https://roaststation.com/roasts/bbzf6o-infantino-dumped-kevin-lamour-at-fifa-headquarters-in-zurich): A thank-you note for the COO who said the World Cup shop was one man's project.
- [Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat](https://roaststation.com/roasts/oerlay-bezos-bought-a-verse-of-the-hymn): A third of Liverpool FC at Anfield. No board seat. Soccer.
- [Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year](https://roaststation.com/roasts/jj9k0e-harris-got-rfk-land-for-a-dollar-a-year): $2.7 billion stadium. DC puts $1.1 billion of infrastructure. The lease is a dollar.
- [Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup](https://roaststation.com/roasts/9zjp9f-infantino-tried-to-sell-a-fifth-of-the-world-cup): FIFA Forward Enterprise. Josh Kushner in the mix. Giuliani said the critics were jealous.
- [ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live](https://roaststation.com/roasts/rbrusf-espn-fired-hosts-minutes-before-they-went-live): Bart Scott got the call walking into Bart & Carlin. Ryan Clark learned it in a commercial.
- [Disney Bought Formula E Streaming for 144 Markets](https://roaststation.com/roasts/7i2amv-disney-bought-formula-e-for-the-globe): Electric racing on Disney+ worldwide. US events still go to ESPN Select.
- [The FA Moved the Community Shield for The Weeknd](https://roaststation.com/roasts/zhft95-the-fa-moved-the-shield-for-the-weeknd): Wembley had a concert. Arsenal and City go to Cardiff.
- [ESPN Hired Creators to Sell Its First Super Bowl](https://roaststation.com/roasts/6q82iu-espn-hired-creators-for-the-super-bowl): The first Super Bowl on ESPN. The plan is other people's followings.
- [Iger Bought the Lakers and Called It Serving Fans](https://roaststation.com/roasts/lbget4-iger-bought-the-home-team): The guy who already owns every childhood just bought the Lakers too.

## Related routes

- [Archive](https://roaststation.com/roasts): Full public archive.
- [Headlines](https://roaststation.com/headlines): Newest-first desk index.
- [Subscribe](https://roaststation.com/subscribe): Paid tiers and ad-free reading.
- [Sponsor](https://roaststation.com/sponsor): Commercial inventory.