# Roast Station Politics

> Public politics lane from the Roast Station desk.

Canonical URL: https://roaststation.com/roasts/politics

## What this page is

- Beat page for Politics stories on Roast Station.
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## Beat entries

- [Trump Lunged at Rachel Scott at DFW](https://roaststation.com/roasts/t8d7fw-trump-lunged-at-rachel-scott-at-dfw): A $5k-check follow-up on the tarmac, then Not you and a lean-in before Air Force One.
- [Scott Screamed Jesus at the Dallas Convention](https://roaststation.com/roasts/t8m7sc-scott-screamed-jesus-at-the-dallas-convention): Jacket open, chest thump, elongated Jeeeeesus yell on the GOP midterm stage.
- [Vijayan Told Reporters to Get Out at Chengannur](https://roaststation.com/roasts/v9j7yn-vijayan-told-reporters-to-get-out-at-chengannur): An ED letter at the Chengannur rest house, a snapped exit order, and the rest-house answer caught on camera.
- [Farage Wasn't Listening on the BBC](https://roaststation.com/roasts/f8r3ge-farage-wasnt-listening-on-the-bbc): He knows the rulebook better than anybody and missed the lunch
- [Kannaujiya Took Cash for a Solar Letter in Maharajganj](https://roaststation.com/roasts/k9n7jy-kannaujiya-took-cash-for-a-solar-letter-in-maharajganj): Public bulbs with a private surcharge on the signature
- [Jukes and Orr Shopped Foreign Cash in Birmingham](https://roaststation.com/roasts/j4k8or-jukes-and-orr-shopped-foreign-cash-in-birmingham): Clean-up-Westminster brand caught with a bagman on tape
- [McInerney Factory-Reset His Work iPhone at ICAC](https://roaststation.com/roasts/n4w8qm-mcinerney-factory-reset-his-work-iphone-at-icac): A sworn witness wiped the work phone nobody asked for.
- [Morens Pleaded Guilty in Greenbelt to Hiding Grant Emails](https://roaststation.com/roasts/5tcd49-david-morens-pleaded-guilty-in-greenbelt-to-hiding-emails): He moved the Wuhan-grant chat to Gmail so FOIA would miss it.
- [Dale Vince Backed Rosebank Drilling in the Newsnight Studio](https://roaststation.com/roasts/idccx2-dale-vince-backed-rosebank-drilling-in-the-newsnight-studio): Rosebank and Jackdaw are back if ministers price-control wholesale energy.
- [Richard Tice Toasted English Wine at a Westminster Briefing](https://roaststation.com/roasts/w82o9j-richard-tice-toasted-english-wine-at-a-westminster-briefing): Enjoy the heat, he said, while Rayner walked a street of nineteen burnt shells.
- [Ryan Held Tesla Stock on the House Floor](https://roaststation.com/roasts/ubertn-ryan-held-tesla-stock-on-the-house-floor): $100,001 to $250,000 in a Schwab account. He also wrote the MUSK Act.
- [Trump Media Sold Early Access to Official Posts](https://roaststation.com/roasts/ki2x4y-trump-media-sold-early-access-to-official-posts): $60,000 to $100,000 a month. The Intercept sued August 12.
- [The White House Called the Hormuz Claim a Joke](https://roaststation.com/roasts/uuclwa-white-house-called-hormuz-a-joke): He said territory pretty soon. Staff told the Journal it was a bit.
- [Congress Held a Hearing to Learn What It Already Passed](https://roaststation.com/roasts/2cak1h-congress-held-a-hearing-to-learn-what-it-already-passed): Six hours on C-SPAN pretending they didn't write the freakin' thing.
- [The PAC Bought an Ad About Not Buying Ads](https://roaststation.com/roasts/dl0jfx-the-pac-bought-an-ad-about-not-buying-ads): Seven figures to say money in politics is the problem. The treasurer booked the slots.

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