# Roast Station Celebrities

> Public celebrities lane from the Roast Station desk.

Canonical URL: https://roaststation.com/roasts/celebrities

## What this page is

- Beat page for Celebrities stories on Roast Station.
- Best for readers and crawlers that want one recurring lane instead of the full desk.
- Keeps the beat archive public while routing deeper readers toward membership and sponsorship surfaces.

## Conversion routes

- [Subscribe](https://roaststation.com/subscribe): Paid membership and ad-free reading across this beat.
- [Sponsor](https://roaststation.com/sponsor): Buy the desk, category sponsorship, newsletter placement, or terminal inventory.
- [Headlines](https://roaststation.com/headlines): Newest-first desk index for broader archive traffic.
- [Roast Terminal](https://roaststation.com/roast-terminal/not-so-fun-facts): Utility-style return surface that can route back into this beat.

## Beat entries

- [Dhillon Fought Over CINTAA Files in Mumbai](https://roaststation.com/roasts/p8n7dh-dhillon-fought-over-cintaa-files-in-mumbai): Association paperwork fight vs a police-scolded office meltdown
- [Garcia Threatened to Slap Benn in Vegas](https://roaststation.com/roasts/g8r7ca-garcia-threatened-to-slap-benn-in-vegas): Media day in Las Vegas, a no-show faceoff, and he does not care if the WBC fight gets cancelled.
- [Brown Threatened a Heckler on the R&B Tour](https://roaststation.com/roasts/c8r7bn-brown-threatened-a-heckler-on-the-rb-tour): Mic down, locked on a heckler at Allegiant Stadium, vowed to fuck you up after the show.
- [Kangana Called MPLADS a Bloody Joke in Mandi](https://roaststation.com/roasts/k9n7ga-kangana-called-mplads-a-bloody-joke-in-mandi): Stewardship of the crores that still needed a camera
- [MC Mong Flipped to Apology on a Seoul Livestream](https://roaststation.com/roasts/m7c4ng-mc-mong-flipped-to-apology-on-a-seoul-livestream): Lawsuit was merch until the hug meeting rewrote the script
- [Bartiromo Screenshotted Fox Guidance to the White House](https://roaststation.com/roasts/m9b2rt-bartiromo-screenshotted-fox-guidance-to-the-white-house): Employer secrets forwarded, exit language still contested
- [Tony Boy Livestreamed the Raid in Città Studi](https://roaststation.com/roasts/v6r3hm-tony-boy-livestreamed-the-raid-in-citta-studi): The raid was already in the apartment. He asked for the warrant on stream.
- [Landum Went from Collin County Jail to the Iowa State Fair](https://roaststation.com/roasts/p8k2lw-landum-went-from-collin-county-jail-to-the-iowa-state-fair): He opened by mocking the people who thought he would miss Des Moines.
- [Harry Took a £9.5m Costs Bill at the High Court](https://roaststation.com/roasts/f1q4t9-harry-took-a-mail-costs-bill-at-the-high-court): Nine and a half million by August 28, after every claim went down.
- [Wondermind Sold Partnerships That Did Not Exist](https://roaststation.com/roasts/jvxlh1-wondermind-sold-partnerships-that-did-not-exist): Investors put in $1.2 million. The app was never built. The JPMorgan pitch stayed a pitch.
- [Disney Named Iger a Legend the Week He Bought the Lakers](https://roaststation.com/roasts/ve6gt1-disney-named-iger-a-legend-this-week): D23 in Anaheim. A legend medal. A $12.5 billion basketball receipt.
- [She Directed the Film About How Hard Fame Is](https://roaststation.com/roasts/h3xph1-she-directed-the-film-about-how-hard-fame-is): A movie about wanting the cameras gone. Premiered with forty of them.
- [The Authenticity App Charged for Being Real](https://roaststation.com/roasts/xw6m2d-the-authenticity-app-charged-for-being-real): Unfiltered. $8.99 a month. First post was a ring-light selfie about fake lights.

## Related routes

- [Archive](https://roaststation.com/roasts): Full public archive.
- [Headlines](https://roaststation.com/headlines): Newest-first desk index.
- [Subscribe](https://roaststation.com/subscribe): Paid tiers and ad-free reading.
- [Sponsor](https://roaststation.com/sponsor): Commercial inventory.