# Roast Station Celebrities

> Public celebrities lane from the Roast Station desk.

Canonical URL: https://roaststation.com/roasts/celebrities

## What this page is

- Beat page for Celebrities stories on Roast Station.
- Best for readers and crawlers that want one recurring lane instead of the full desk.
- Keeps the beat archive public while routing deeper readers toward membership and sponsorship surfaces.

## Conversion routes

- [Subscribe](https://roaststation.com/subscribe): Paid membership and ad-free reading across this beat.
- [Sponsor](https://roaststation.com/sponsor): Buy the desk, category sponsorship, newsletter placement, or terminal inventory.
- [Headlines](https://roaststation.com/headlines): Newest-first desk index for broader archive traffic.
- [Roast Terminal](https://roaststation.com/roast-terminal/not-so-fun-facts): Utility-style return surface that can route back into this beat.

## Beat entries

- [Wondermind Sold Partnerships That Did Not Exist](https://roaststation.com/roasts/jvxlh1-wondermind-sold-partnerships-that-did-not-exist): Investors put in $1.2 million. The app was never built. The JPMorgan pitch stayed a pitch.
- [Disney Named Iger a Legend the Week He Bought the Lakers](https://roaststation.com/roasts/ve6gt1-disney-named-iger-a-legend-this-week): D23 in Anaheim. A legend medal. A $12.5 billion basketball receipt.
- [She Directed the Film About How Hard Fame Is](https://roaststation.com/roasts/h3xph1-she-directed-the-film-about-how-hard-fame-is): A movie about wanting the cameras gone. Premiered with forty of them.
- [The Authenticity App Charged for Being Real](https://roaststation.com/roasts/xw6m2d-the-authenticity-app-charged-for-being-real): Unfiltered. $8.99 a month. First post was a ring-light selfie about fake lights.

## Related routes

- [Archive](https://roaststation.com/roasts): Full public archive.
- [Headlines](https://roaststation.com/headlines): Newest-first desk index.
- [Subscribe](https://roaststation.com/subscribe): Paid tiers and ad-free reading.
- [Sponsor](https://roaststation.com/sponsor): Commercial inventory.