# Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat

> A third of Liverpool FC at Anfield. No board seat. Soccer.

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Beat: Sports
Published: August 16, 2026
Source title: Jeff Bezos group buys stake in Liverpool FC
Source URL: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/14/jeff-bezos-group-buys-stake-liverpool-fc.html
Tags: liverpool, bezos, amazon, premier-league

## Article

This is insane. Bezos bought a third of Liverpool FC, skipped the Anfield board seat, and sent a deputy to the Kop like that is how you join a soccer club. You sold three billion in Amazon stock last week, Jeff, which is double this slice, kept the option, and FSG still has the keys while you pose with a scarf. You dressed it as a fan move. You're not in the dressing room. Come on, Jeff, the seat is empty.

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