https://roaststation.com/roasts/bezos-bought-a-verse-of-the-hymn Roast Station en 2026-08-16T18:00:00.000Z Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat https://roaststation.com/roasts/tesla-paid-musk-one-fifty-eight-at-giga Roast Station en 2026-08-16T17:00:00.000Z Tesla Paid Musk $158 Billion at Giga Texas https://roaststation.com/roasts/ryan-held-tesla-stock-on-the-house-floor Roast Station en 2026-08-16T16:20:00.000Z Ryan Held Tesla Stock on the House Floor https://roaststation.com/roasts/garg-asked-for-the-zoom-firing-job-back Roast Station en 2026-08-16T15:40:00.000Z Garg Asked for the Zoom-Firing Job Back https://roaststation.com/roasts/google-hid-the-gemini-sparkle Roast Station en 2026-08-16T15:00:00.000Z Google Hid the Gemini Sparkle and Kept SynthID https://roaststation.com/roasts/wondermind-sold-partnerships-that-did-not-exist Roast Station en 2026-08-16T14:20:00.000Z Wondermind Sold Partnerships That Did Not Exist https://roaststation.com/roasts/oracle-borrowed-forty-three-then-cut-more Roast Station en 2026-08-16T13:40:00.000Z Oracle Borrowed $43 Billion Then Cut More Jobs https://roaststation.com/roasts/netflix-used-sixteen-minutes-of-tyras-three-hours Roast Station en 2026-08-16T13:00:00.000Z Netflix Used 16 Minutes of Tyra's Three Hours https://roaststation.com/roasts/harris-got-rfk-land-for-a-dollar-a-year Roast Station en 2026-08-16T12:20:00.000Z Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year https://roaststation.com/roasts/farage-beat-binface-then-the-probe-reopened Roast Station en 2026-08-16T11:40:00.000Z Farage Beat Count Binface Then the Probe Reopened https://roaststation.com/roasts/infantino-tried-to-sell-a-fifth-of-the-world-cup Roast Station en 2026-08-16T11:00:00.000Z Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup https://roaststation.com/roasts/espn-fired-hosts-minutes-before-they-went-live Roast Station en 2026-08-16T10:20:00.000Z ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live 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https://roaststation.com/roasts/apple-asked-the-court-to-make-epic-settle Roast Station en 2026-08-15T11:15:00.000Z Apple Asked the Court to Make Epic Settle https://roaststation.com/roasts/congress-held-a-hearing-to-learn-what-it-already-passed Roast Station en 2026-08-15T11:00:00.000Z Congress Held a Hearing to Learn What It Already Passed https://roaststation.com/roasts/kagan-denied-apple-another-stay Roast Station en 2026-08-15T10:30:00.000Z Kagan Denied Apple Another Stay on Epic https://roaststation.com/roasts/trump-claimed-the-strait Roast Station en 2026-08-15T10:00:00.000Z Trump Said He'd Make Hormuz US Territory https://roaststation.com/roasts/they-canceled-the-show-to-reboot-the-show Roast Station en 2026-08-15T09:00:00.000Z They Canceled the Show to Reboot the Show