<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<urlset
  xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9"
  xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9"
>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/the-furious-ego-meter-spikes-on-one-choreographers-win</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>The Furious Ego Meter Spikes on One Choreographer&apos;s Win</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/spacex-spv-lock-ups-lower-tier-investors-get-shafted</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>SpaceX SPV Lock-Ups: Lower-Tier Investors Get Shafted</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/ecuador-cranks-ego-meter-with-cheaper-beer-for-world-cup</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>Ecuador Cranks Ego Meter With Cheaper Beer for World Cup</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/trump-skips-iran-strikes-markets-call-it-a-deal</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>Trump Skips Iran Strikes, Markets Call It a Deal</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/kharg-island-grab-very-doable-for-us-forces-grant-claims</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>Kharg Island Grab &apos;Very Doable&apos; for US Forces, Grant Claims</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/blinks-six-piece-bundle-discounted-eyes-on-everything</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>Blink&apos;s Six-Piece Bundle: Discounted Eyes on Everything</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/gaming-ego-meter-spikes-over-gta-6-despite-empty-booth</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>Gaming Ego Meter Spikes Over GTA 6 Despite Empty Booth</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/roborock-ego-meter-spikes-as-q10-s5-plus-hits-cut-price-glory</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>Roborock Ego Meter Spikes as Q10 S5 Plus Hits Cut-Price Glory</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/spacex-alum-raises-54m-on-untapped-ocean-geothermal</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>SpaceX Alum Raises $54M on &apos;Untapped&apos; Ocean Geothermal</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://roaststation.com/roasts/oil-flips-on-thin-trade-as-threats-target-iranian-hubs</loc>
    <news:news>
      <news:publication>
        <news:name>Roast Station</news:name>
        <news:language>en</news:language>
      </news:publication>
      <news:publication_date>2026-06-11T00:00:00.000Z</news:publication_date>
      <news:title>Oil Flips on Thin Trade as Threats Target Iranian Hubs</news:title>
    </news:news>
  </url>
</urlset>